{"id":5391,"date":"2026-02-09T10:21:55","date_gmt":"2026-02-09T16:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedummyshoppe.com\/?post_type=al_product&#038;p=5391"},"modified":"2026-02-09T12:14:48","modified_gmt":"2026-02-09T18:14:48","slug":"super-old-fart-m-206","status":"publish","type":"al_product","link":"http:\/\/thedummyshoppe.com\/?item=super-old-fart-m-206","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Dirk (M-206)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Email us at\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:thedummyshoppe@gmail.com\">thedummyshoppe@gmail.com<\/a> for a price on shipping to your area.<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Mr Dirk\u00a0(M-206)\u00a0<\/strong>is a full body soft sculpture puppet. He comes with JET\u2019s trademark mouth with finger straps to reduce hand fatigue. 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